The Rocky Ride of College Drug Dealing

College kids dealing drugs is not news, even though it hits the news every few years.   Under the shadow of the New York Times, prestigious Ivy League school Columbia University gets its unfair share of the headlines – New York Times article in 2005 on students using Adderall to compete; story of a large, if not exaggerated, NYPD “sting” in 2010…

In addition to the appeal of an Ivy League fall from grace, we hear about college drug dealers when the story showcases some egregious “stupidity” or when it demonstrates some new use of technology. In the 2015 case of a Columbia U student dealer receiving his drug payments through Venmo, we get all three. When the alleged Venmo entrepreneur Michael Getzler was arrested, the Venmo policy of sharing transactions publically had Getzler’s buyers nervous.


The anonymous dealer “Robbie,” in a 2015 Vice article, started dealing in grade 10.

I kind of continued doing that through high school with bigger portions until I got to university. That’s when I realized how much money I really could be making.”

Robbie was keeping $500-600 for every 5 ounces he moved.

The Trouble with Dealing and Using…

The story of American Addiction Centers’ alumni coordinator, Josh Zeises, follows a similar pattern.

Josh began drinking and smoking pot at age 12. By 14, he was dealing.

“By the time I was 16 years old it was pills, it was cocaine,” Josh says in his Far From Finished podcast. The podcast series, narrated by AAC alumni, highlights the real life addiction struggles of many people now living successful lives in recovery.

“I will say that I didn’t have to scrape up ways to get money to support my habit,” Josh tells us in his story. “I was doing $4 – 500 worth of drugs a day and it wasn’t a problem.” In fact, Josh was living high – in every sense of the word – buying his girlfriend expensive gifts and spending weekends in high-end hotels in New York. Like Michael Getzler, Josh also had an easy social circle and an open invitation to parties.

The Story of a Former Pot Dealer

For Getzler, dealing seems to have fulfilled Santa Clause aspirations.  In an anonymous Op Ed, imputed to Getzler by campus cognoscenti, the author speaks with elation of his man-on-campus status: “… jaded seniors, GS students, [student council] members, resident advisors, Spectator writers, a couple of my own TAs, and probably someone from every sizable demographic on campus—they have all come to me in the last few days for their various fixes. And I love every second of it…. I find something so fulfilling and exciting in being the person that people rely on for fun.”

The problem for Josh Zeises was that along with the cash and the social access, he wasn’t just smoking the odd dub, as did “Robbie,” who had already begun tapering down his operations in preparation for graduation. Nor would Josh’s need for drugs let him casually drop dealing as a senior, the way Getzler allegedly planned to in his Op Ed:

“And yet, despite how exhilarating a ride it has been, I’m calling it quits… if any law enforcement group were to turn its focus back on our campus, I would be a top target.” Josh had realized when he was a college freshman that he had a problem. He was mixing highs – alcohol, Xanax (a prescription anti-anxiety med) Oxy (Oxycontin, a prescription opioid analgesic) were mainstays in his daily cocktail – and he had to be high every day.

“I didn’t know of any way to combat the problem, other than to stop. I couldn’t go one day without drugs, from fourteen on.”

Besides, as a college dealer, Josh probably got the best trade on his investment. Like Getzler, Josh went through college with ease – but not just financially and socially. Being high all the time, not to mention dealing, traveling, partying – Josh would come to rely on “a little help from his friends” to get through his academics. “If we had an attendance grade, I’d have somebody sign me in. If there was a paper due, I’d pay someone to write my paper. If there was a test I would pay somebody to let me cheat off them. I would make sure I’d take classes with group projects…people I could bribe.” – Josh